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The 7-Point Voice AI
Evaluation Checklist
Most “AI phone assistants” are auto-attendants with a new name. Use this checklist before you sign any contract — or you’ll be paying $300–$2,000/month for something that just takes messages.
Part 01 · The 7 Evaluation Points
What your AI assistant must actually do.
Before you sign with any vendor, go through each of these 7 points. If they can’t pass all 7, you’re not buying an AI — you’re renting a slightly smarter voicemail system.
- 1
Answer calls the way a knowledgeable staff member would
The AI must handle real questions — not just transfer everything. It should answer FAQs about services, pricing, hours, and common objections without routing to a human.
Why it matters: The whole point is eliminating call volume. If it transfers 80% of calls, your staff is still answering the phone. - 2
Capture leads even when it can't help
For questions it can't answer, it must collect the caller's info, reason about why they called, and hand off in structured format — not just "left a message."
Why it matters: Most callers hang up if they can't get answers. The AI should be better at capturing the lead than a missed call would be. - 3
Integrate with your existing tools automatically
CRM writes, calendar bookings, team notifications — without manual data entry after every call. If it just sends a transcript, that's not integration.
Why it matters: Manual follow-up is where leads die. If your staff has to enter call notes by hand, the AI is adding work, not removing it. - 4
Handle multilingual and dialect variation
In 2026, "we don't support that yet" isn't acceptable. The AI must handle accented English and other languages naturally.
Why it matters: If 20% of your callers hang up because they can't communicate with the AI, you're losing 1 in 5 potential customers. - 5
Sound like your business, not a robot
Brand voice, industry terminology, the right tone. If a caller says "that sounds like an AI," you've already lost trust.
Why it matters: The best AI assistants are indistinguishable from a well-trained receptionist. - 6
Escalate with context — not blindly
The AI must know when to escalate (angry customer, medical question, high-value prospect) and brief the human before the transfer.
Why it matters: Blind transfers create the worst customer experience. A good AI briefs the human first. - 7
Give you visibility into what's happening
Dashboard with call volume, outcomes, peak hours, common questions, conversion rate. If you can't see it, you can't manage it.
Why it matters: Running blind is worse than not running at all.
The one-question gut check: After a week of use, ask yourself: “Did my staff have to handle fewer calls this week?” If the answer isn’t clearly yes — the AI is not doing its job.
Part 02 · The Hard Questions
Questions that expose the gaps.
Ask every AI phone vendor these. The ones who can’t answer clearly are selling marketing, not AI.
- What percentage of calls does your AI handle fully without human transfer?
- What happens when the AI doesn't know the answer?
- Can it book appointments directly into our scheduling system?
- How long does it take to train on our specific business?
- What does a "failed handoff" look like? How do you notify us?
- How does it handle heavy accents and background noise?
- Can we review and edit how it responds to specific questions?
- What's your actual uptime SLA?
- How do you measure success? What metrics do you share?
- What does onboarding look like and who owns it?
Pro tip: Ask for a live demo with YOUR business’s actual scenarios — not their canned demo. “Show me how it handles a caller asking about pricing for a service we don’t advertise.” If they can’t or won’t, that’s your answer.
Part 03 · Red Flags
5 signs the AI will disappoint you.
These are the warning signs that the vendor is selling hype, not a working system. Walk away or demand proof before signing.
- “Our AI learns on its own.” — Real AI assistants require training. “It learns on its own” means they haven’t built the training infrastructure.
- Pricing is “starting at $99/mo” with no range. — Real AI phone systems cost $250-$2,000/month. Rock-bottom pricing means hidden fees or a system that handles very little.
- No trial period or pilot option. — A 30-day pilot is standard for real AI vendors. If they won’t let you test it, they’re not confident in the product.
- They use generic voice with no brand tuning. — If every business sounds the same, the AI wasn’t built for your business. You should sound like you.
- No dashboard, no reporting, no call logs. — If you can’t see what’s happening, you can’t improve it. Run.
Part 04 · The 5-Day Rollout
What a real implementation looks like.
Mad EZ Media’s Voice AI goes live in 5 business days — here’s exactly what happens in each day.
- 1Day
Discovery call — 30 minutes
We map your call flow: who calls, why, what info you need, how you follow up.
- 2Day
Voice + script development — you review
AI voice creation and full call script based on your real business. You approve every word.
- 3Day
Technical integration + CRM/calendar
We connect to your calendar, CRM, and messaging tools. Automated routing begins.
- 4Day
Testing + your team reviews
Test calls, you and your team try it, we fix anything that doesn't feel right.
- 5Day
Go live + 48-hour monitoring
You forward your number. We watch every call for 48 hours. Real-time adjustments.
What most vendors don’t do: They hand you a dashboard and say “let us know if you have issues.” We watch every call for 48 hours. That’s the difference between a system that works and a system you babysit.
Part 05 · Mad EZ Media Pricing
Straightforward pricing.
Three tiers. No setup fees. No per-seat charges. No “call credits” that expire.
For businesses getting started with AI phone automation.
- 1 AI voice agent
- Up to 50 call flows
- Calendar + CRM integration
- SMS/email handoff
- 48-hr go-live
- 1 language
- Standard voice
For established businesses handling real call volume.
- Everything in Starter
- Voice clone (sounds like you)
- Multilingual (3+ languages)
- CRM webhook + booking
- Outbound calling
- Analytics dashboard
- Priority support
For multi-location or high-volume operations.
- Everything in Standard
- 3-agent fleet
- White-label option
- Dedicated routing
- Outbound dialer
- Advanced analytics
- Custom SLA
No fit? This checklist works for evaluating any AI phone vendor — even if it’s not us. The 7-point framework above is vendor-agnostic. Use it.
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The 7 evaluation points, the 10 hard questions to ask any vendor, the 5 red flags that should make you walk away, and the real 5-day implementation timeline.
- The 7-point evaluation framework
- 10 hard questions for any AI vendor
- 5 red flags to watch for
- 5-day implementation timeline
- Real pricing ranges by tier
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